Why 2017 Is Still Going to Suck

We have officially survived the worst year known to man, 2016. Good riddance you bitch. I don’t know about the rest of you but last year taught me to pray for the best while preparing for the worse. So now may not be the time to kick back, relax and enjoy the year ahead. 2017 is going to be full of Beyonce type highs and Mariah Carey type lows, her career just couldn’t survive the last few hours before ultimately committing suicide in front of the world. RIP Mariah. Well in case you’re planning on 2017 being your best year yet, here’s a few tips to make that happen. Otherwise this is going to be another  year relentlessly sucking the life out of you the same way drake snatches the minds, hearts and souls of all his women. So let’s talk about how to make 2017 great: Continue reading “Why 2017 Is Still Going to Suck”

My 2017 New Years Resolution

Wasn’t sure if I was going to publicly share such an intimate and private list on my goals for 2017, then I asked myself “why the hell not?” Thanks to the hardships, misfortunes, and just straight savageness that 2016 dished us, I have sunk to an all new level of shamelessness I didn’t know existed. Im not afraid of the future anymore, hell, I can’t wait for the new year. 2017 is going to be my restore to factory settings chance, my come to jesus moment, my new year new me rebirth; then the sour taste of this year will finally be wiped away. I’m not being unrealistic about the new year just slightly impractical and a little illogical but almost everyone lives in some form of denial. I like to call it Kanye syndrome. Anyways, here’s my list of new year’s resolutions for 2017:  Continue reading “My 2017 New Years Resolution”